Тексты 'Rudebox'

Rudebox

Do the rudebox, Shake your rudebox x4

Ok then back to basics grab your shell toes and your fat laces
A little hand clap for some funk faces
and make your body move in the following places
goes up your back and then down your spine and when it hits your head

Ok then back to baseheads dance like you just won at the special Olympics
I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship, so sick I just had to take it
The R.U.D.E.B.O.X. up yer jacksy, split yer kecks sing a song of semtex, pocket full of durex body full of mandrex
Are we gonna have sex (yes) will you wear your knee socks (ohh) back to the rudebox

Got this double fantasy where we just never stop,
I've got one design and that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind there's only one thing you will find
I got one design and that's to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Ok then back to spaceship, take both pills fuck the matrix
Jack those jills shake your Playtex rock 3 stripes not the asics
A.D.I.D.A.S old school cos it's the best %u2013 yes
Tk max cost less yes
Jackson looks a mess bless

Ok then what to do
if you try to jack me ill rudebox you
if you rudebox me ill rudebox your whole crew
cos its what I do aint that right boo %u2013 true

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border cos the sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this you did it like that I love it when you double clap clap

Grab this double fantasy where we just never stop
I've got one design and that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind there%'s only one thing you will find
I got one design and that's to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Ok then check the tan line, make your body shape like you're stood on a landmine
call me on my mobile not the landline and the jack the mainline at the same time

Ok this is what we do, got a jam so fresh its nice for you
Ok give it what you got and dial 808 for the bass to drop
Ok then whats the fracas grab your cardy your lead hat and your bus pass
you don't sweat much for a fat lass grab your rudebox cos your box is righteous

Ok bum rush the show I got high speed dubbing on my stereo and all the tunes in the box are the cherrio
I know I told you before
did you hear me though

Grab this double fantasy where we just never stop
ive got one design and that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind there's only one thing you will find
i got one design and that's to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox (repeat to fade)

Viva Life On Mars

I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be

I lost all faith in what I know
The future doesn’t need me so
I kick a bow
Again a woah
And yet
Until it don’t hurt no more
Use my cuts and lacerations
Feed myself a new sensation

Woah
Woah

I take a ride on your high horse
The horse is blind
Use the force
A falcon flies in two straight lines
Red five standing by
Start a morning subspace station
It feels good the good vibration

Woah
Woah

I’m all that you know
Some lovely people
Send them all an invitation
Party to a segregation

Woah
Woah

Viva life on mars
I’m calling
Sending my frequency
To the galaxy
See as only you can see
Be more than me

They don’t want us to discuss
The picture in the gaze of us
A nosebleed and a bag of coal
Then they put you in a hole
We’re knee deep in information
They cant stop this conversation

No
Woah

I’m all that you know
Some lovely people
Send them all an invitation
Party to a segregation

Woah
Woah

Viva life on mars
I’m calling
Sending my frequency
To the galaxy
See as only you can see
We’re all down here

I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be

Love is natural
Love is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
Them and us
We’ve made a mess
Till they decide which God is best
Free yourself from liberation
From Lake Geneva to the freeland station

Woah
Woah

I know that you know
Some lovely people
Send them all an invitation
Party to a segregation

Woah
Woah

Viva life on mars
I’m calling
Sending my frequency
To the galaxy
See as only you can see
We fall down here

Viva life on mars I’m calling
Viva life on mars I’m calling
Viva life on mars I’m calling
Viva life on mars I’m calling

Lovelight

What am I supposed to do

To keep from going under

Now your making holes in my heart and yes it’s starting to show

I’ve been holding back

Is it any wonder?

Since you walked right into my life and interrupted the flow

CHORUS

I wanna know

Baby when you’re with me

Who do you think you’re foolin’?

Making me feel so sure

Turnin’ your lovelight down again

Why don’t you let me be

You don’t know what you’re doin’

Making me feel so sure

And turnin’ your lovelight down again

Did it again, did it again

Baby I’ve got to know

Are we gonna make it?

Lay it down right beside me tonight and do whatever you feel

Baby your in control

Where you gonna take it?

Don’t you think that I’ll do you right you know darn well that I will

CHORUS

I wanna know

Baby when you’re with me

Who do you think you’re foolin’?

Making me feel so sure

Turnin’ your lovelight down again

Why don’t you let me be

You don’t know what you’re doin’

Making me feel so sure

And turnin’ your lovelight down again

Do it again, do it again

Do it again, do it again

Baby you turn your lovelight down

And I don’t know, just how long I can stick around

Gonna need more, and it ain’t just physical

I dunno what I can do, if I’ve found that

It ain’t love this time around

Keep turning down your lovelight, did it again (x 4)

CHORUS

When ever you….

Baby when you’re with me

Who do you think you’re foolin’?

Making me feel so short

Turnin’ your lovelight down again

Why don’t you let me be

You don’t know what you’re doin’

Making me feel so short

And turnin’ your lovelight down again

Bongo Bong And Je Ne T'aime

Mama was queen of the mambo

Papa was king of the Congo

Deep down in the jungle

I started bangin' my first bongo

Every monkey'd like to be

In my place instead of me

Cause I'm the king of bongo, baby

I'm the king of bongo bong

I went to the big town

Where there is a lot of sound

From the jungle to the city

Looking for a bigger crown

So I play my boogie

For the people of big city

But they don't go crazy

When I'm bangin' in my boogie

I'm the "king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"

Hear me when I come

King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong

They say that I'm a clown

Making too much dirty sound

They say there is no place for little monkey in this town

Nobody'd like to be in my place instead of me

Cause nobody go crazy when I'm bangin' on my boogie

I'm the king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong

Hear me when I come

King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong

Bangin' on my bongo all that swing belongs to me

I'm so happy there's nobody in my place instead of me

I'm a king without a crown hanging loose in a big town

But I'm the king of bongo baby I'm the king of bongo bong

King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong

Hear me when I come, baby, king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong...

Je ne t'aime plus mon amour

Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour

Je ne t'aime plus mon amour

Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour

Je ne t'aime plus mon amour

Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour

Je ne t'aime plus mon amour

Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour

She's Modonna

Oh, Madonna, Madonna

I don't miss you

Just who

You used to be

And you don't ring true

So please

Stop calling me

Your "I love you"'s

Are ten a penny

You're dropping clues

Like you've got any

You got to choose

There's been so many ohhhh

I love you baby

But face it she's Madonna

No man on earth

Could say that he don't want her

This look of love

Says I'm leaving

You're frozen now

I've done the freezing

I'm walking out

Madonna's calling me

She's got to be

Obscene to be believed

That's her routine

Not what she means to me

I found myself

By circumstance

Across a room

Where people dance

And quite by chance

She' danced right next TO me

I love you baby

But face it she's Madonna

No man on earth

Would say that he don't want her

It's me not you

I've got to move on

You're younger too

But she's got her groove on

I'm sorry love

Madonna's calling me

Oh, Madonna, Madonna

I want to tell you a secret

We're having drinks

With Kate and Stella

Gwyneth's here

She's brought her fella

But all I wanna do

Is take Madonna home

I love you baby

But face it she's Madonna

No man on earth

Would say that he don't want her

It's me not you

I've got to move on

You're younger too

But she's got her groove on

I'm sorry love

Madonna's calling me

Keep On

Hotel motel Holiday Inn

Hotel motel Holiday Inn

Hotel motel

Vein popping

Heart clogging

Name dropping

Life stopping

Got no strings

But I think with my dingalingaling

Can’t sing can’t speak ting tong’s tong ting

I’m popping

And I’m locking

Pulse stopping

Hypnotic

Got no strings

But I think with my dingalingaling

Wing chang with the ching ching ting tong’s tong ting

(I love my Mum and I love my Dad

They never had any love I’ve had

So much love it’s driving me mad)

Blood clotter

Slender tone

Say très bon

Dingadingdongadongadong

Sound of the town

Gets a little louder

He saw and I saw in my soul mine

If you’re in the club and you hear this sound

Come on everybody boogie down boogie down

Running in the fast lane

Speeding in the dark

Trying to maintain

The feeling in your heart

No leaving

Shallow breathing

Girl weeping

Teef teathing

Got no strings but I think with my dingaling

Wu tang with the bling bling

Sing a song sing sing

Naughty things

We’re geezing

Day creeping

Got not strings but I think with my dingaling

Wu tang with the bling bling

I spin with a tin tin gin grin

(I love my Mum and I love my Dad

They never have any love I’ve had

So much love it’s driving me mad)

Blood clotter

Slender tone

Say très bon

Like a dingadingdongadongadong

Sound of the town

Gets a little louder

He saw and I saw in my soul mine

If you’re in this club and you hear this sound

Come on everybody boogie down boogie down

Running in the fast lane

Speeding in the dark

Trying to maintain

No feeling in your heart

Running in the fast lane

Speeding in the dark

Trying to maintain

The feeling in your heart

Hotel motel Holiday Inn

Hotel motel Holiday Inn

Hotel motel

Croups crouping

Roots rooting

Ludes looting

Loops hooping

Got no strings but I think with my dingalingaling

Two two for the two ting tong ting two stonking

Two’s two

Looks luking

Fruits fruiting

Sleuths sleuthing

Got no strings I think with my dingalingaling

Root root for the rooting

Toot toot for the tooting

(I love my Mum and I love my Dad

They never have any love I’ve had

So much love it’s driving me mad)

Blood clotter

Slender tone

Say très bon

Like a dingadingdongadongadong

Sound of the town

Gets a little louder

He saw and I saw my saw mine

If you’re in this club and you hear this sound

Come on everybody boogie down boogie down

Running in the fast lane

Speeding in the dark

Trying to maintain

No feeling in your heart

Running in the fast lane

Speeding in the dark

Trying to maintain

No feeling in your heart

Good Doctor

Chorus

You alright star

No star

You alright star

You alright star

No star

I don ‘t feel proper

1st Verse

I went to the dr to get a prescription

I told him little fact and lots of fiction

About a bad back that I ain’t got

He tried to sell me faith healing

But I think not

I want Xanax, Vicadin and Oxycotton

Funky fill the form out

So I can drop em’

I’ve got all these demons

And I can’t stop em’

To tell you the truth Doc

I might have a problem

Robert Williams take one adoral with water in the morning

As if I’m goin’ to take one tablet I’m Keith Moon Dick head

Chorus 2

He said this one’s to take you up

Wow how

He said this one’s to take you down

When I take um I don’t feel sound

And I look rather… Round

You alright star

No star

You alright star

No star

You alright star

No star

I don ‘t feel proper

2nd Verse

You know what Doc its alright and all

I just heart me leg its not terminal

But a pain killer could help for whats wrong with my knee

And I’m a little bit down from too much tea

Got me own collection can’t get an erection

If I take em’ too long they’ll fuck me complextion

That’s right If I take em for like more than a few days I get that haunted look

Give me loads of pills, Give me loads of pills, Give me loads of pills, Give me loads of pills

Chorus 3

He said this one’s to take you up

Wow how

He said this one’s to take you down

Wow how

When I take um I don’t feel sound

And I look rather… Round

You alright star

No star

You alright star

No star

You alright star

Five star

I don ‘t feel proper

Middle 8 ish

Now if you go to the barber shop long enough then you’re goina’ get a hair cut

And if go to the doctors regular, then you gots to be a fuck up

Well I’ve got 5 or 6 if I’m at a loss

Do I have a history of drug abuse, well I never tick that box

And I now that some of you are going to be really really cross

The drug’s stop working so prescription pills are boss

The glory days are gone and we’ve all stopped havin’ it

No raves no more just bedside cabinet

Sleepers are great but don’t start dabbing it

The world carries on spinning we’re mad in’it

Chorus 3

He said this one’s to take you up

Wow how

He said this one’s to take you down

Wow how

When I take um I don’t feel sound

And I look rather… Round

You alright star

No star

You alright star

No star

You alright star

Five star

I don ‘t feel proper

You alright star

No star

Are you five star

No star

You alright star

Five star

I don ‘t feel proper

Know what doc, it’s not like I’ve been doin’ any research or anything

But if you can give me any of the following pills I’d be very very greatful cos I feel poorly

So that’s

Codeine

Morphine

Opium

Methadone

Menocrabedene

Hydroanoxycodeine

Anolodene

Buprenopheine

ButroPhenol

Adorel

Dorel

Work with me antidepressants

But not Saint Johns Wort

Cos I can get that at

Boots!

The Actor

Principal actors to the stage please,

Act One is about to begin in 8 seconds.

First you can't act, now you can't stop,

(What's my motivation?)

I used to like you... a lot,

(I was the class nerd)

Exactly who I'm s'posed to be,

(I'm totally Strasberg)

You play a doctor on TV,

(What you're doing is SO brave)

Deep down you're dirty but you try,

(I'm a good person)

The truth would break you so you lie,

(I want my work to matter)

It's in the choices that you make,

(I want to inspire)

No talent, just fate.

CHORUS:

I don't know where you begin,

I end, we start

Again,

They need, you love,

We all watch

The Actor Acting.

Good from far but far from good,

(All I have is my instinct)

You love to act, I wish you would,

(It's not acting, it's re-acting)

Act like you're not from out of space,

(When I'm on stage I feel alive)

You know ambition isn't grace,

(For me it's the craft)

Made of Sex, Maida Vale,

(Would I do better in New York)

You are the Alpha Male,

(I'm just too pretty for that role)

You are the good, you are the great,

(The words have power)

Now let me fill you with my hate.

(CHORUS)

MIDDLE 8:

Monroe,

(Monroe)

Barrymore,

(Barrymore)

Mansfield,

(MANSFIELD)

D-d-d-d-Dame d-Dame d-Dame Judi Dench,

(Judi Dench)

Madonna Ritchie,

(Ritchie)

Ritchie, Ritchie, Ritchie.

Streep,

Close,

Hepburn,

Burt Reynolds.

Niven,

Danson,

Bundy,

BARDOT.

Joaquin,

Joaquin,

Joaquin,

Joaquin,

Joaquin,

(Joaquin)

Joaquin,

(Joaquin)

Joaquin,

(Joaquin)

SWANK.

(CHORUS)

OUTRO SPEECH:

In the future,

Everybody will be anonymous for fifteen minutes,

You are, we all are a test card,

The stars of CCTV,

We ARE the nature of the beast.

Never Touch That Switch lyrics

Size of which is paradoxic the only way you're gonna stop this
In the vessel there's a switch in the middle
You really shouldn't fiddle cause its toxic
Listen up 'cos it's a red light
And the pressure's blowing up tight
There's a skism in the time mechanism
There's a skism in the time mekanism
Never touch that switch
Even if you want to
You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to.
You don't know what it can do.

See the futures in the distance
I know I'm facing some resistance
Getting back within the blink of a bubble
Time machine never gives us any trouble.
There's a riot down in Shelton
Only minutes after Brixton but this city never made it on the telly
Or the rumble of the nations underbelly

Never touch that switch, even if you want to.
You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to.
You don't know what it can do.

You know you're heading for a meltdown, and you're living in a tin town
Thinking that you're gonna be somebody, living in the land of milk and honey
Listen up 'cos it's a red light, and the futures blowing up tight
There's a skism in the time mechanism, there's a skism in the time mekanism

Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do.

Louise

When he saw her getting of the bus
It seemed to wipe away the years
Her face was older, just a little rough
But her eyes were still so clear
He drank his coffee and he hurried out
Across before she walked away
Then he approached her like a little child
Too scared for what he had to say

"Hello, Louise,
Remember me?
Now should we part
Or stay awhile?
As if we were still lovers"

She took a moment just to recognise the man she'd known so well before
And as he started to apologise
Lose any bitterness she bore
She gently put her finger on his lips
To let him know she understood
And with her suitcase standing on the floor
Embraced him like a lover would

He told louise
"You look so good
It's just you see
You make me feel
As if we were still lovers"

We're The Pet Shop Boys

Suburbia's a slipstream

To a memory

Of a time when you were

Close to me

I pretend

I'm there again

I close my eyes and see you

Better than before

Then I feel you touch me

And it's 1984

I know what you will say

Before you start

In my heart

We're the Pet Shop Boys

We're the Pet Shop Boys

Every thought's a fashion

Or a crime

And every boy is just

A waste of time

But I pretend

It was different then

Maybe it's a habit

Maybe it's a sin

But I find out

When I try it on

It crawls beneath my skin

Once it gets inside me

It won't go

Now I know

We're the Pet Shop Boys

We're the Pet Shop Boys

Rent

Shopping

Being boring

It's alright

It's a sin

I'm not scared

In denial

I want a dog

I want a lover

Can you forgive her?

Do I have to?

What have I? What have I?

What have I done to deserve this?

We're the Pet Shop Boys

We're the Pet Shop Boys

It's not always true that time heals all wounds
There are wounds that you don't wanna heal
The memories of something really good
Something truly real, that you never found again

And though they talked for just a little time
Before she said she had to go
He saw the meeting as a tiny sign
That told him all he had to know

And so Louise
Waved from the bus
And as she left
She gave that smile
As if they were still lovers

Burslem Normals

Can you hear me?

In your face
There's nowt left
They have defaced
The marks you left
Upon the wall

The writing not on there at all
Can you stand what you stood for
Are you more normal then before?

Goodbye to the normals
Goodbye to the normals

In your place
There's just chaps
The kids aren't alright
They know
They're born today

Reaching out to feel the sun
At the time it seemed like fun
I was there when you got done
Lived two weeks by the surf
We used to know what we were worth
Before the normals fell to earth

Goodbye to the normals
Goodbye to the normals

Whatever happened
To the mean mortals crew
The fine young casuals blew a fuse
And all the Burslem lads
Now that they're all dads
They meant so much to me
It makes me sad

In your wake
There's nowt left

Kiss Me

In my young life I have received

Callers as though they were Christmas Eve

Disappointed and I don't know why

She gave me laughter and hope

And a sock in the eye

(A love like this is sealed with a kiss)

In my young life and I know something now

I've never tried to create a wow

Wows are few frustration more common

Now I can feel it in my soul

That's why I gave the come on

Kiss me with your mouth

Your love is better than wine

But wine is all I have

Will your love ever be mine?

Faces fall before my feet.

Like blood onto a clean white sheet

When I grow old I won't forget

To innocence my only debt

(A love like this is sealed with a kiss)

Wow I feel so fresh today

Barefoot in the snow to make love in the hay

The stars are bright in the abyss

Now I can feel you in my arms

I explode inside your kiss.

The 80's

I smoked Consulates and Park Drive, drank Nookie Brown

Learned how to skive

Polo mints to hide my breath from my mum

Did a little weed cuz it felt like fun

Did a little bit of speed if my friend had some

Nicked Volkswagen badges I'm a Beastie Boys son

Me so horny, me so young and I still get my washing done

Auntie Joe died of cancer God didn't have an answer

Rhythm was a dancer

Any room for a chancer? That's me in the corner, thanks sir!

I wore a troop track suit, British Nike shoes, Kangol hat like LL Cool's

Before I was 'avin it, 'avin it large

They nicked the BMX from out my garage

Knew it was Tier from off the estate cuz every time he'd see me, he'd smile like we were mates

From then on in I'd have to walk to me Nan's

And I'd dream my dreams through a sea of prams

Like a hooligan on the football stands

And I'd throw the v's to Leeds and West Ham

Then I ran, I ran so far away down Scotia Road to a taxi bay

Then I ran again cuz I couldn't pay, a Muslim didn't get his fare that day

I apologise today

Things are better when they start

That's how the 80s broke my heart

And who are you calling poof? You like Wham, man, I hate that stuff

And then my grandad died and left a hole in the family and lots of women had to nanny me

School was a laugh, they didn't have ADD, thick was the term they used for me

(over and over)

Repeatedly

(over and over)

Take my breath away take my breath away

Bidly bidly bidly bong

Pass it on the left hand side, right turn, Clyde

That girl in the fourth year, got pregnant and she was raised Catholic, brilliant!

I cried, she cried, we cried, her youth died

Drank cider in the cemetery

The year above us had discovered E and I said it weren't for me

?12.50? I could rob me mum's purse and buy one off chalcky

Met a girl on Monday, drank fizzy pop on Tuesday

Fingered her on Wednesday and on Thursday and Friday and on Saturday

Dumped by Sunday

Things are better when they start

That's how the 80s broke my heart

The wonder years, I've played my part

That's how the 80s broke my heart

Like I said, I lost my virginity to a girl called Anne-Marie, well she said she fancied me

And then she said "fuck me" and I thought 'fuck me, I'm all talk and it'll be over too quickly'

And it was but I couldn't care less, I'd seen a girl's part,made a mess on her dress, oh yes!

You're now rocking with the best, second person in my year that had seen a breast

I'm in my 30s now and I'm still impressed

Where are the Flawclands mum? And what have they done?

Where do girls come from? Where do girls come from? Where do girls come from?

It's the 80s, what you looking at, ya mong?

So young, so long, so young, so long

Too short, so long

What you looking at ya mong?

Too short, so long, too short, so long

So long.

The 90's

Picking up the story from where I left off, it's 1990 now so school can fuck off
I got no GCSEs, nothing higher than a D,
I couldn't tell me mum because she'd batter me
Me and ?? sat on the bowling green, life is a shitter
We had five quid between us, bought us six cans of bitter
I took me ten Benson home and I smoked through the sorrow
If I could just avoid me mum maybe I'll tell her tomorrow
I stumbled through the door and said "Mum, it's like this."
She said "That man's been on the phone and you've made the list!
You're in that boy band, son, come and giz a kiss!"
Phoned up Martin and Rich and carried on getting pissed
"Boys I don't believe it, I'm gonna be famous!
Pick you up in a Porsche and buy you lots of trainers."
I met the other guys, one seemed like a cock
I think it's gonna be like New Kids on The Block

I cant be bothered, cuz I'm lazy
I hate those that hate me
I cant forgive and it's crazy, baby
Now I'm a video star
Do you know who you are, baby?

I adopted four brothers, some I liked more than others
One was like a brother from another mother
But the lead singer made it hard to like him
And I still loved him, to spite him
The first three months, you know, I nearly quit
I played snooker with me dad he said "Don't be a dick!
Unload the bullets, your mind is a gun,
You're gonna shoot yourself when they're number one!"

I cant be bothered, cuz I'm lazy
I hate those that hate me
I cant forgive and it's crazy, baby
Now I'm a video star
Do you know who you are, baby?

Now it's dinner with Versace, lunch with Princess Diana
And I'm gonna get battered if I go out in me manor
Because as much as we were loved we were also hated
The boys got jealous cuz the girls got plated
Now we're famous and that, and we're dancing and that
And I'm thinking "I can sing!! Why am I stood at the back?"
So fuck the band give me some ??
So now we're all a bag of nerves and not a band of brothers

I cant be bothered, cuz I'm lazy
I hate those that hate me
I cant forgive and it's crazy, baby
Now I'm a video star
Do you know who you are, baby?

And now it's breaking my heart because the dream's turned to shit
It ain't broke but I'll break it in a little bit
And I'm always in trouble but I've stopped saying sorry
Everybody's worried "What the fuck's wrong with Robbie?
He's not answering his phone, he's not talking to me
I saw him on the telly at Glastonbury."
And now I'm running away from everything that I've been
And I'm pissed and I'm fucked and I'm only nineteen
I can't perform no more, I can't perform no more
But the boys know I'm fucked and so they show me the door
And if truth be told I wasn't fit enough to stay
So I put me head down and walked away.

That was the 90s; 90 to 95

I cant be bothered, cuz I'm lazy
I hate those that hate me
I cant forgive and it's crazy, baby
Now I'm a video star
Do you know who you are, baby?

Summertime

This is how I pray for the summertime

This is how I pray for the summer

Got my my glass of shandy

Now I feel fine

This is how I pray in the summer

If the more you pray

The more you stay

The less it’s gettin you down

If the more you pray

The more you stay

The less it’s gettin you down

Autumn time leaves fallin’ all around

Wintertime follows suit

Little bunnies freezin’ in the snow

Winter’s such an ugly brute

Mid city blues gettin’ you down

Take a break from the strain

Get out your card

And drink a glass of wine

Admit it you feel great

It’s the summertime

This is how it feels in the summertime

This is how I feel in the summer

Got my glass of shandy

Now I feel fine

This is how I play, yeah

This is how I feel in the summertime

This is how I feel in the summer

Got my glass of shandy

And I feel fine

This is how I play, yeah

And if your love has met it’s sad refrain

Believe me you will love again

All the best laid plans of my mice and men wrong

It’s written in this song, oh

This is how we feel in the summertime

This is how we feel in the summer

What’s mine is yours

What’s yours is mine

This is how I play, yeah

This is how we feel in the summertime

This is how we feel in the summer

Take it back to the summer of 89

This is how I play, yeah, oh

This is how we feel in the summer, oh

Spoken:

The Mondays, the Roses

Blocking all your noses

Wearing baggy clothes

In our Buffalo poses

Bank tellers, stroppy little fellas

Loved up in the clubs

Of football thugs

No malice

A dicky dread locks

Boozin’ off your socks

Big fish little fish

Card board box

Gimme french kiss

I’ll love you from the rain

I dream of Santa Ana on the road to Mandalay

In the summertime

Where the weather is hot

In the summertime

Where the weather is hot

On my mind

On my mind

In the summertime

Where the weather is hot

In the summertime

I got shivers

Down my spine

Dickhead

This is "T" to the mother fucking "Ofty"
What's you're problem Dickhead

[1st Verse]

Don't kick my dog dickhead
Don't beep at me dickhead
Why d'you mug me off in my car dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead
Theres a dickhead in you're mouth
A dickhead on parade
Do not have kids
Don't want dickheads to be made dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead
Why d'you piss me off in first class dickhead
I'm not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead
Bumba Clart, kin' Raas Clart
Where's the Chorus dickhead

[Chorus]

Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely...baby

[2nd Verse]

If you diss me you'll sell copy dickhead
What d'you expect dickhead
Radiohead dickhead
This is pop dickhead
Size tens dickhead
break you're shins dickhead
My security are a viscious crew
They'll kick fuck out of you
Only if I ask them to, but
They'll kick fuck out of you
You're going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance

I wasn't looking at ya' bird dickhead
She was looking at me dickhead
Who do I think I am dickhead
Who the fuck are you dickhead
You must have me confused
With someone who gives a shit
I've found the dickhead of the year
And you are fucking it dickhead

Where's the chorus...no chorus.. dickhead

[Chorus 2]

Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely...baby

[The Tofty Rap]

I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of shit
I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of shit
Not, horse shit, cow shit dog shit no real shit
I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of shit
Not, horse shit, cow shit dog shit no REAAL shit!

[3rd Verse]

Why d'you cut me up in my car dickhead
Why d'you say bad things 'bout my bra dickhead
I've got nothing for you dickhead
Go to bed dickhead
Don't wake up dickhead
Who gives a fuck dickhead
No one gives a fuck about you cos you're a dickhead true
See your mate over there in the corner he's a dickhead too like you, dickhead

[Chorus 3]

Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely...baby

Dickhead